Well Galen Dively has come up with a product that will reduce your wait time to about 2 minutes. That's right folks. Dively has invented a Jesus Toaster that burns an image of Jesus on your toast. It uses infrared lights steel plates to burn the image on the toast.
Dively says that he is not trying to be sacrilegious. He notes that his grandfather was a reverend and that his children went to Catholic school.
I won't say much more about this other than I am surprised it took so long for someone to do something like this.